If You Believe...

It appears NASA has been unable to find the original tapes of the moon landing. Hmmm... interesting. They've been looking for over a year and "haven't been able to locate" them. Hmmm... very interesting. Apparently, over 700 boxes of archival footage from the Apollo missions are missing. Hmmm... very interesting indeed.

There are some who claim this to be a continued cover-up by The Powers That Be to prevent the public from knowing the truth about the supposed Apollo Moon Landings. And then there are some who disagree. They can't both be right, can they?

Take a look at the picture of the lunar lander (Courtesy NASA). That thing looks like it could handle a moon-landing about as well as the Lemon Peeler could make a safe trek through the Shawnee Mission Park mountain-bike trails. So what is the real story here?

Well, it's rather complicated to go into in a blog entry, as the limitations of the written word are such that communicating the full intricacies and ramifications becomes difficult if not impossible. But I can touch on the basic main point: Both sides are right! The melding of the two camps involves time-travel, the early Mayan civilization, an Atari 2600, the fifth dimension, Masonic rituals, the year 2012, Alien Intelligence, sweet pickle relish, Baba O'Riley, a Rubik's cube, three left-hand ski gloves, a loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.

It explains everything, though... and I mean 'everything'.

Tim "Dude, where's my moon tapes?" James