What I did on my Summer Vacation

Simple list format today folks:

• Flew in two (2) different planes for a single non-stop flight
• Walked the earth
• Slept in
• Saw Bigfoot
• Got a picture with George Bush Sr.
• Caught a football with my hooves
• Left luggage unattended
  
• Carried at least three (3) universes (universi?) up a flight of stairs
• Smuggled pirated goods across the border
• Slept out
• Spent a Saturday nearly 100% Shanty Style
• Escaped unscathed from the radio black hole that is central America
• Read a book, read a book, read a... hmmm... nevermind.
• Found the true meaning of Christmas
• Witnessed BC's swan's song for the ages
• Stared at snow
• Kissed a rainbow
• Missed work
• Hunted Moon Rocks
• Ran with scissors
  
• Scared off some neighborhood dogs
• Laundry
• Created RoboTim (Patent Pending)
• 9 naps in 7 days

Tim "out of office autoreply" James